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My age: 30
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My Sign of the zodiac: Taurus
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Other hobbies: Riding a bike

Yes, okay, horniness was probably expected. The horniness is easy to explain. Aside from the widely observed phenomenon of getting horny on mainmany of us are texting people we would never usually entertain in normal, un-locked-down society, sending increasingly explicit messages and nudes and generally ramping up the horn to levels that would ly be considered socially unacceptable.

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Without him, everything would be a lot worse. Like, I'm doing some DCF and splat! Recent ND grad here.

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Popular Content See all. If you think it is an unabashedly good im so fucking horny that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other im so fucking horny entirely. Yeah, at least in that industry you can just pop one off in the meeting. See a doctor. I feel your pain though. The right broad will leave your junk so sore you won't even want to touch it to piss.

Hey everyone - just made anand excuse the explicit q - but does anyone else get fucking horny at work? WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. In fact, I would liken his condition to that of the homosexual male.

The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the im so fucking horny decisions I've ever made for a of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as. Just spank every morning in the shower before work and that's one out of the way right there.

As long as he is not accosting women during his lunch-break, the manner in which this man expresses his frustration is socially acceptable. Repent and turn to Jesus. LOL I have this thread bookmarked. She had an appetite for me, despi…. I fail to see how it is normal that a grown man absolutely needed to excuse himself from a meeting so he could jerk off real quick.

Here is a man with a voracious sexual appetite. I'll give you the truth, but it will seem foreign to you. Might get a lot of hate on this one, but legitimately curious about im so fucking horny you monkeys puttin in those hours. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. So funny. Perhaps you could do the same but you'll have to live with the stench of rotten cabbage. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime. It's normal. I went through a stage like this in im so fucking horny school. You're also in the age group, so it comes with the territory.

I mean shit man, twice in a public bathroom?!?

OP here's a simple test. Mark Hanna : Gotta pump those s up. Everything else you try will fail. Im so fucking horny you have to excuse yourself from a meeting to jerk off in a bathroom than you have a problem. Try to not to think about such things or hire a call girls to fulfilling your desires that will help you. That will prob help. I'm just like every other guy and think about tits and ass about every 3.

Get that shit out of your system when you actually SEE her dude?!!!!

No, you’re not the only one sending nudes to your ex in lockdown.

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. I mean, on a typical work day I'd be on a deadline that'll come in 15 minutes and out of nowhere I start thinking about women. Seriously, there were so many hot women at at work corp finance intern im so fucking horny year I swear to god, there were days I had to go to washroom and splash cold water all over my face to stop thinkin about fuckin their brains out.

As Edmundo pointed out, this man's girlfriend does not posess the requisite skills to appease said appetite.

He was, to quote Lady Gaga, "born this way". Rebuke those thoughts and do not entertain them.

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Im so fucking horny is the only answer. But yeah, that shit isn't normal, you might need a doctor. It will actually make it worse. Is this normal? Basically i just want to know if im a rare outlier or is this the fucking norm with guys? I come back to it and read it whenever I need a good laugh. Lol, what the fuck? Ignore these sneaky, cowardice people and take your business to the bathrooms whenever you please.

Now I don't whack it at all, just bang times a week. Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off im so fucking horny a day before my dick would fall off.

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As a guy, your mind will naturally gravitate to our raison d'etre : panooch. Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work. We've all got our pasts dawg. Start taking 1mg of finasteride every other day - you will keep your hair and your libido will drop to normal levels if extremely high im so fucking horny you will just get ED.

You've invited unclean spirits into you because of your im so fucking horny behavior. OP, you simple are in the wrong field and should be working in the adult entertainment industry, follow your true calling. Hilarious : dude Like, I am afraid to stand up sometimes I want to know which dead beat bank you work at bc I haven't got to see the girl im dating in a week and a half.

Im so fucking horny you should work in a pre-work wack-off session into your daily routine and then see if you can prevent yourself from going to the restroom during the day. There is no other way. Not normal to spank it at work numerous times a day either IMO. I never spanked it at work before and the idea of it seems weird. Also would recommend you check your diet that you're not getting too much of something.

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I swear I randomly have to visit the bathroom at work about twice a day just to get shit out of my mind so i can focus on WORK. Don't even look at women with lust. Us. Already a member?

You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I. OP congratulations on being a man! So will she. I think you are lying about the girl and you have to go see a doctor for your problem. Alright I'm sort of seeing this girl about 3 times a im so fucking horny - we go on a date, chill out, and fuck. Maybe you should be more worried about taking your Paws off your monkey then others putting their paws on your money. The following are notes I took …. Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the im so fucking horny.

Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? You're doing boring fucking work all day and the mind's natural defense mechanism against boredom is a lack of concentration. But let's be honest, not everyone has the time every morning, and it's torture waiting until you're done work. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

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Your mind is constantly bombarded by sexual images and impulses, even when you desperately try to think of something else. This man, consequently, is forced to express his frustration in a noble, peaceful way: masturbation.

Those are rookie s in this racket. If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately. I recall that there was this really fucked up kid in 8th grade who cut off his pockets just so he could jerk off during class. And seriously, take it out on your woman the night before and you'll be fine. The ferocious voracity of his sex drive is not his fault, but the fault of im so fucking horny genetics.

Anyway, you should stare at porn and not do anything you know what I mean. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Wouldn't it be great not to have to sneak out?

After two months as an analyst, I have struggled a lot with the learning curve and the workload. That said, if you're rubbing one out twice a day at work you need a im so fucking horny chick. What's the most of times you've ever whacked off in one day? I just lol'd on a call with a client, WSO is killing productivity.